I would like to tell you all about a horrible dream I had the other night. I was married to Alan Partridge and he hated me. We where on holiday together and kept doing group activities with other people who where staying at the same resort as us, and he kept leaving me to hang-out with a woman much closer to his age. It was horrible, I kept booking fun things for us to do together and he didn’t want to.

What could this dream possibly mean?